What ports should my fake new Mac Mini have?

[usarcher]

Aargh-a-Knot, that first picture is a little to much for this forum I do believe.

[lumberjack]

The mini should have all of the above.

It is just as well that the mini, is not made by Microsoft.

Gates would have put a card reader on the front.

Every time you have a download, you will have to use your credit card.

Every time you download an illegal film or show, you will have to use your card.

And every time that you type any derogatory comment about Windows, then bingo, all of the charges will increase.

So the opportunity will now be taken, whilst it is still free...

Microsoft is a crap company, run but by a bunch of scheisters who could save the fun loving world from any more misery, by withdrawing up their own ends, never to be seen again.

Windows is likely to be remembered in about the same way as George Bush's contribution to the American and world economies.

Vista should have been removed from the market, immediately after it had been discovered that the company's pet monkey had typed most of the code.

All future software releases will, no doubt be of equal standard, because there are lots of fundamental things wrong with those plebs, in charge in Redmond.

Sorry if there is any other suitable abuse left out but I am sure that the readers can think of plenty.

[Smithcraft]

Those are some great iDeas!

However humble it might be, I would like to have an ADB port!

SC
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Grumpy old man of computing.

[Desktop] G4 mini - 1.5Ghz 1GB 80GB HDD - Newer miniStack v2 500GB - 10.5.8

[Media System] Intel i5 mini - 2.33Ghz 8GB 500GB HDD - 4 x Hitachi 2TB HDD in a qBOX-SF - 10.7.5 (Thanks Phil!)

Make sure it has pins!

[JohnnyBoy]

[dungeon92]

[TonyMontana]

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http://plankhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/macminiad.png
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MacMini 2.0GHz C2D (2009)
MacMini 2.16GHz Intel Core Duo
Dell Mini 10v *OSX 10.6.4*

[Aquafire]

ROTFL..........
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Of the four X systems in the world.

Which would you choose?

OS X : LinuX : UniX or MS-BolloX.

[JohnnyBoy]

Thank you Tony, that was fantastic...
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[usarcher]